Millennials Excited to Have Kids to Say “Your Generation Will Have to Fix This” To
In a recent survey sent to 100,000 millennials and taken by a whopping 27 of them, The Sweaty Penguin‘s pollsters have found
Month: May 2017
European Union Determines RoundUp to Be a Safe Herbicide, So Bartenders Can Start Putting It in Drinks Again
Twenty-somethings across Europe have been rejoicing after the European Union declared RoundUp, a Monsanto herbicide, is safe and can be left on
Antarctica Doomsday Vault, Containing Printouts of the World’s Best Memes, Nearly Destroyed in Flood
Oh no! Last Friday, a terrifying catastrophe occurred here in Antarctica, where the Svalbard Global Seed Vault was flooded with water and nearly
6 Things You Might Have Thought Are Vegan, But Aren’t
As more and more people choose to adopt a vegan diet for dietary reasons, animal rights, greenhouse gas produced by agriculture, and many
Doing His Part: This Man Just Pledged to Plant a Tree Every Time Someone Makes a “Yo Mama” Joke
If you’ve ever wondered what it means to be a hero, then look no further. This morning, Arizona resident Phil
Breaking: New Video Footage Shows Narwhal Tusks Actually Meant For Measuring Lines at the Ocean DMV
Wow! Just this last Friday, the World Wildlife Fund successfully captured a narwhal using its tusk on video with two drones
Amazing! BlackRock Helps Pass New Climate Resolution at Occidental Petroleum, AND They Bought Them a Dual-Flush Toilet!
In a truly inspiring turn of events today, BlackRock Inc, arguably the world’s largest investment management company, has officially taken a stand for
Random Act of Kindness: This Pig Offered to Share His Vegetables, So You Won’t Be Being Cruel to Animals by Eating Their Food
In a heartwarming gesture this last Monday, a local pig selflessly declared that he would be more than willing to share his vegetables
Defendants in Montara Oil Spill Case Argue “But Oil Floats on Water”
After nearly eight years of saying “Nah, I’ll sue them tomorrow, let’s play Super Smash Brothers,” the Indonesian government has
Real-Life Sacrifice: This Climate Change Activist Would Go Vegan if Meat Didn’t Taste So Damn Good
Cleveland, OH – In an amazing display of selflessness, area woman Carrie “Car” Nivore proudly declared that if meat didn’t taste so damn good, she
