July 2017 – The Sweaty Penguin

CONSIPRACY!!! TEMPERATURES DROPPED WHEN SCARAMUCCI WAS HIRED, THEN SHOT BACK UP UPON DISMISSAL!

BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY HERE. YES, AN ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, BIG FONT CONSPIRACY. LISTEN UP GOOD,

SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling

To our loyal readers, we pose a deep, scientific question. What hurts more: a bee sting, or the knowledge that

Well, it looks like sustainability is the best road to flavor after all! Sonic Drive-In has begun launching a brand

Hey, babe, I’m heading out to an office supply store (editor’s note: if you are the CEO of Staples or

Well I like bananas just as much as the next person, but this guy just took banana fandom to a

Miami, FL – Nothing screams, “I have high flood insurance” like a coastal decor home. Across the nation, millions of Americans

Wednesday, probably Silicon Valley or something – Saying they needed something big to get their name back in the media and

Yesterday was Cow Appreciation Day, and as a result, The Sweaty Penguin mascot, the sweaty penguin, took a break from waddling aimlessly

Less than two weeks ago, China had completed and turned on their newest solar farm, which they built to look