Lake Tahoe Now Whistling Like a Tea Kettle

Lake Tahoe Now Whistling Like a Tea Kettle

SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling that of a tea kettle. Noting the lake’s extremely high temperature, our reporters assume that the lake has now come to a boil and is ready to be poured into a mug and turned into a warm cup of tea. When our reporters asked the fish inside the lake for a comment, they realized that all forms of life left in the lake had suffered from heat exhaustion.

Thankfully, after The Sweaty Penguin reporters had been staring at the lake for three minutes straight, the sound suddenly stopped and the lake was no longer boiling. This may have been the first scientifically proven incident of a watched pot never boiling.

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