The Sweaty Penguin’s Earthquake Survival Guide

The Sweaty Penguin’s Earthquake Survival Guide

As we learned in the Earthquake episode, we need to be prepared for natural disasters as much as we can. Here are a few must-haves that we at the sweaty penguin recommend you have for the next tectonic shift! 

  1. Bobblehead: you probably already have a bunch of these on hand. When they nod “yes,” hunker down for an earthquake! A bobblehead of Louie Anderson will probably work the best. 
  2. Jello: when you see the Jello a-wigglin’, you’ll know an earthquake’s a-comin’! 
  3. Chocolate Milk: you should already have a glass of chocolate milk handy (it’s a great source of Vitamin D) but now when it spills into your lap without you touching it, you’ll know to prepare for a quake! 
  4. Gum: we recommend you chew up gum and use it to stick tall furniture, like bookshelves, to the wall to prevent it from falling. 
  5. Googly Eyes: you have to be cute and prepared at the same time, so stick these on objects around your house, apartment, or dorm to check them for earthquakes. 
  6. Dashboard Hula Dancers: similar to a bobblehead, these ladies will shift their hips when a tectonic plate is shifting!

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