Answer These Questions and We’ll Tell You What Milk Alternative You Are

Oh, you’re DEFINITELY soy milk! Soy milk has almost the same amount of protein as regular cow’s milk, and is one of the few plant-based sources to qualify as a “complete protein” that has all of the essential amino acids.  This means as a person you’re intense, you get gains, maybe you’re even buff. You walk into a gym and people think “Oh, you’ve definitely been here before and you know how to use all the machines.” But this means you’re also macho, and sometimes you can get overconfident and cut down a bunch of trees in the Amazon rainforest with your bros. However, your confidence has reason — you’re soy milk, after all!

You’re cute, trendy, and sweet — you’re oat milk! Oat milk is known for its mild and sweet flavor, and for having a better greenhouse footprint than other milks. (It doesn’t take nearly as much water to make as, say, almond milk.) You probably care about the environment, use non-plastic straws when you can, and shop at thrift stores, both for environmental reasons and because you like wearing stuff that no one else will have. You’re trendy, you’ve had a YouTube channel at some point in your life, and maybe you have a film camera or mini record player — you’re sooo oat milk! 

You’re just a little fun and flirty — you’re coconut milk! Coconut milk is a delicious milk alternative that is not necessarily a good source of protein, but is just here for a good time. Coconuts are grown in tropical areas, so you’re… ~quirky~. Or at least you think you are. You’re also a party girl, you do your own thing, and you probably get your little coffee drinks at Starbucks, don’t you? 

Ah yes. You are definitely almond milk. Not only are you the most mature, you might even be a mom, or at least just the mom friend. However, you’re also famously high maintenance. Almond milk requires a lot of water to make, meaning it’s not optimal in terms of its environmental impact. The production of almond milk also has a negative effect on the bee population. However, even though almond milk isn’t ideal for the environment, it’s still the most purchased milk alternative. Even though your overbearing and sensitive qualities seem like they would drive people away, they still love you for who you are!