Environmental news satire from Shannon Damiano, Maddy Schmidt, and Ethan Brown, exclusive for our patrons. Support The Sweaty Penguin and unlock our humor archives by signing up for our Patreon today!
Climate change is a problem for our children and grandchildren. The solution? Have kids and make it about them!
Firefighters have started wrapping Sequoia trees in aluminum blankets to prevent embers from entering old fire scars... or so they say...
Wow, what a prank! Your move, fossil fuel companies.
Beautiful ponds once filled with hundreds of species of fish are now home to a "Whole Woods" on every corner.
Can you spell SUSTAINABLE?
Is the intensification of extreme weather due to climate change, or just Hurricane Nicholas's diehard loyalty to Zayn?
Wow, what a great and not horrific idea that will totally get everyone excited!
The penguins' habitat is about to be gone, but more importantly, we need that heart-wrenching picture!
The plan works to mitigate deforestation globally, unless, of course, it involves creating the paper to print out this plan.
Well, scientists certainly didn't see that coming. Insects 1, Humans 0!
