Environmental news satire from Shannon Damiano, Maddy Schmidt, and Ethan Brown, exclusive for our patrons. Support The Sweaty Penguin and unlock our humor archives by signing up for our Patreon today!
Can you believe it? These chips have so much less lead paint than usual!
The climate resolution sounds cool, but check out this new water-conserving toilet!
One man's environmental hazard was another fish's paradise in Oahu.
Who knew all it took to reduce methane emissions from cattle was a couple Gas-X tablets?
Narwhal tusks have a lot more uses than we thought!
When California banned gas lawnmowers and leaf blowers, many thought suburban dads would start WW3. Luckily, they took a different route.
The airline aims to help wild salmon traverse hydroelectric dams as they swim upstream.
Who knew "yo mama" jokes could be put toward such a noble cause?
Firefighters are courageous, but when it comes to dropping the pants and getting down to business, goats may take the cake.
Come on, carbon dioxide! Could you not be a party pooper for one day?
