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Narwhal tusks have a lot more uses than we thought!
Is it really that complicated to just scoop all the oil back out of the water?
Beautiful ponds once filled with hundreds of species of fish are now home to a "Whole Woods" on every corner.
If you didn't enjoy Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, you might like Cloudy with a Chance of Birds... a lot of them... like 430...
When California banned gas lawnmowers and leaf blowers, many thought suburban dads would start WW3. Luckily, they took a different route.
Happy Earth Day penguins! Thanks for watching your carbon emissions a little extra today!
Come on, carbon dioxide! Could you not be a party pooper for one day?
Climate change is a problem for our children and grandchildren. The solution? Have kids and make it about them!
Wow! The environment just got a whole lot cleaner!
Firefighters are courageous, but when it comes to dropping the pants and getting down to business, goats may take the cake.
