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Beautiful ponds once filled with hundreds of species of fish are now home to a "Whole Woods" on every corner.
One man's environmental hazard was another fish's paradise in Oahu.
When California banned gas lawnmowers and leaf blowers, many thought suburban dads would start WW3. Luckily, they took a different route.
Firefighters are courageous, but when it comes to dropping the pants and getting down to business, goats may take the cake.
If you didn't enjoy Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, you might like Cloudy with a Chance of Birds... a lot of them... like 430...
What's that in your hand? Ivory-billed woodpecker, is that you? I guess we were wrong!
Firefighters have started wrapping Sequoia trees in aluminum blankets to prevent embers from entering old fire scars... or so they say...
Is the intensification of extreme weather due to climate change, or just Hurricane Nicholas's diehard loyalty to Zayn?
Sea level rise coupled with the weight of the city threaten to force Jakarta underwater. Thankfully, Michael Clark is on the case!
The airline aims to help wild salmon traverse hydroelectric dams as they swim upstream.
