Environmental news satire from Shannon Damiano, Maddy Schmidt, and Ethan Brown, exclusive for our patrons. Support The Sweaty Penguin and unlock our humor archives by signing up for our Patreon today!
Who knew all it took to reduce methane emissions from cattle was a couple Gas-X tablets?
Can you believe it? These chips have so much less lead paint than usual!
The fact that people can ride motorcycles through Yosemite may affect other wildlife, but it's worth it to restore the wild motorcycle!
Happy Earth Day penguins! Thanks for watching your carbon emissions a little extra today!
The plan works to mitigate deforestation globally, unless, of course, it involves creating the paper to print out this plan.
Just because Samsung phones love to self-combust into flames doesn't mean they can't be eco-friendly!
A panda-shaped solar farm is fun, but a Pat-Sajak-shaped solar farm? That might be the coolest thing in history.
This temporary process could protect the reef from further bleaching, so it's no wonder scientists are already on cloud nine!
Extreme heat in moderation can help with baking cookies, but this is just outrageous!
You did it again, dark chocolate! Throw critical thinking out the window; you're the cure to everything!
