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Who knew eating vegetables could be so guilt-free?
Sea level rise coupled with the weight of the city threaten to force Jakarta underwater. Thankfully, Michael Clark is on the case!
Can you believe it? These chips have so much less lead paint than usual!
A panda-shaped solar farm is fun, but a Pat-Sajak-shaped solar farm? That might be the coolest thing in history.
The plan works to mitigate deforestation globally, unless, of course, it involves creating the paper to print out this plan.
Well, scientists certainly didn't see that coming. Insects 1, Humans 0!
Climate change is a problem for our children and grandchildren. The solution? Have kids and make it about them!
Is the intensification of extreme weather due to climate change, or just Hurricane Nicholas's diehard loyalty to Zayn?
Can you spell SUSTAINABLE?
The fact that people can ride motorcycles through Yosemite may affect other wildlife, but it's worth it to restore the wild motorcycle!
