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The penguins' habitat is about to be gone, but more importantly, we need that heart-wrenching picture!
Can you spell SUSTAINABLE?
Climate change is a problem for our children and grandchildren. The solution? Have kids and make it about them!
Good news for anyone who wants to get completely plastered tonight!
How will our dank memes be recovered after the eventual extinction of the human race now?
Who knew "yo mama" jokes could be put toward such a noble cause?
Narwhal tusks have a lot more uses than we thought!
The climate resolution sounds cool, but check out this new water-conserving toilet!
Who knew eating vegetables could be so guilt-free?
Is it really that complicated to just scoop all the oil back out of the water?
