Environmental news satire from Shannon Damiano, Maddy Schmidt, and Ethan Brown, exclusive for our patrons. Support The Sweaty Penguin and unlock our humor archives by signing up for our Patreon today!
If you didn't enjoy Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, you might like Cloudy with a Chance of Birds... a lot of them... like 430...
This news will surely cause quite a bit of buzz.
A panda-shaped solar farm is fun, but a Pat-Sajak-shaped solar farm? That might be the coolest thing in history.
Good news for anyone who wants to get completely plastered tonight!
What's that in your hand? Ivory-billed woodpecker, is that you? I guess we were wrong!
Wow! The environment just got a whole lot cleaner!
Just because Samsung phones love to self-combust into flames doesn't mean they can't be eco-friendly!
Climate change is a problem for our children and grandchildren. The solution? Have kids and make it about them!
Firefighters have started wrapping Sequoia trees in aluminum blankets to prevent embers from entering old fire scars... or so they say...
Wow, what a prank! Your move, fossil fuel companies.
