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Breaking News: Antarctica Summer Complete, Sweaty Penguin No Longer Too Sweaty to Write Articles

Dear Readers, Wow, it’s been a while! Have you missed me? I sure missed you. It’s been a while, and

In a very rare sequence of events, the movie An Inconvenient Sequel managed to perform the unthinkable: flop in the box office,

After a minor blunder where phones burst into flames inside users’ pockets, Samsung is proud to have just received the

BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY HERE. YES, AN ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, BIG FONT CONSPIRACY. LISTEN UP GOOD,

SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling

Wednesday, probably Silicon Valley or something – Saying they needed something big to get their name back in the media and

Less than two weeks ago, China had completed and turned on their newest solar farm, which they built to look

Wow! If this news doesn’t spice up your Fourth of July, I don’t know what will! This morning, The Sweaty Penguin

While cooking a cajun fried chicken entree in her MasterChef debut, Pamela Kukingzprae of Delaware was reported to have a

Calling his vision “epic” and “totally gonna make people cry,” documentary photographer Cameron “Cam” Ruhmann was recently seen herding five