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Panicked MasterChef Contestant Has Catastrophic Oil Spill

While cooking a cajun fried chicken entree in her MasterChef debut, Pamela Kukingzprae of Delaware was reported to have a huge oil spill in the kitchen. “I was flipping my chicken in the pan when, all of the sudden, I knocked my elbow into the handle and all of the oil came flying at me,…

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Documentary Photographer Frantically Herding Penguins to Edge of Melting Ice Shelf So He Can Get a Heartbreaking Picture When the Shelf Collapses Into the Ocean

Calling his vision “epic” and “totally gonna make people cry,” documentary photographer Cameron “Cam” Ruhmann was recently seen herding five penguins toward the Larsen C ice shelf in West Antarctica, which has been breaking off the continent at increasingly quick speeds. The rift between Larsen C and the rest of Antarctica has expanded 11 miles…

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Antarctica Doomsday Vault, Containing Printouts of the World’s Best Memes, Nearly Destroyed in Flood

Oh no! Last Friday, a terrifying catastrophe occurred here in Antarctica, where the Svalbard Global Seed Vault was flooded with water and nearly destroyed. The vault, meant to be unlocked in a doomsday emergency, contained some of humanity’s most precious treasures, including seeds to protect the earth’s food supply and memes to protect the earth’s dankness. “When we heard that…

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Amazing! BlackRock Helps Pass New Climate Resolution at Occidental Petroleum, AND They Bought Them a Dual-Flush Toilet!

In a truly inspiring turn of events today, BlackRock Inc, arguably the world’s largest investment management company, has officially taken a stand for the environment by helping to pass a shareholder proposal at Occidental Petroleum (also known as Oxy) which will require reporting on their climate impacts. And while that may sound like big news, you can forget all of that…

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Random Act of Kindness: This Pig Offered to Share His Vegetables, So You Won’t Be Being Cruel to Animals by Eating Their Food

In a heartwarming gesture this last Monday, a local pig selflessly declared that he would be more than willing to share his vegetables with the entire human community. After hearing that many humans passionately believed that “if you love animals, then why would you eat their food,” he felt a strong urge to demonstrate to the world that humans could eat his…

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Environment Win: This School Made Their Recycling Bin Larger Than Their Trash Bin

Wow! Here’s a story that proves that anyone is capable of being an environmental hero! In a world where so many people never stop to think which bin to put their paper, plastic, and cardboard into, this Delaware elementary school inspired us all. Rather than using bins of equal size, this fine learning institution has made the incredible step of making their…

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