U.S. Dept of Energy Calls Planet Literally on Fire “Freedom Planet”
WASHINGTON DC—Following last week’s news release where the United States Department of Energy referred to natural gas as “freedom gas,”
Category: Politics
Consumers Angry to Learn There is No Discount on Gold Deposits in Amazon Rainforest if They Have Amazon Prime
After Brazilian president Michel Temer lifted protections on the 46,000 square kilometer Renca reserve in the Amazon which is predicted
Report: Indian Forests Don’t Want New Protections if the Air is Just Gonna Smell Like Car Fumes
Stating regret that the Government of India signed a USD 24.64 million grant agreement with the World Bank to preserve
Huge Blunder: The U.N. Just Printed Their Anti-Deforestation Plan on Non-Recycled Paper
In what may be the biggest political blunder since the election of King Tut, the United Nations just printed out
New Tour Guide at German Climate Computing Center Stuck With Spouses of World Leaders at G20 Summit on Her First Day
Noting that it was her first day giving tours to visitors, new tour guide at German Climate Computing Center Victoria
Macron Invites American Researchers to Move to France, As Long As They Learn Their Goddamn French First
After America stated their desire to pull out of the Paris Agreement, newly elected French president Emmanuel Macron invited American
New Country Called Bloombergistan Joins Paris Agreement
After the United States departed from the Paris Agreement last week, sources report that a brand new country called Bloombergistan has
5 Little Known Facts About the Paris Agreement. You Won’t Believe What Number 3 Is!
On November 4, 2016, 194 out of the 196 countries in the world (plus an 195th signature from the European Union) signed
European Union Determines RoundUp to Be a Safe Herbicide, So Bartenders Can Start Putting It in Drinks Again
Twenty-somethings across Europe have been rejoicing after the European Union declared RoundUp, a Monsanto herbicide, is safe and can be left on
Defendants in Montara Oil Spill Case Argue “But Oil Floats on Water”
After nearly eight years of saying “Nah, I’ll sue them tomorrow, let’s play Super Smash Brothers,” the Indonesian government has
