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Huge Blunder: The U.N. Just Printed Their Anti-Deforestation Plan on Non-Recycled Paper

In what may be the biggest political blunder since the election of King Tut, the United Nations just printed out

According to a new scientific study published by Boston College students, young people are reported to be the best hope

In a very rare sequence of events, the movie An Inconvenient Sequel managed to perform the unthinkable: flop in the box office,

Nothing is more stressful than the holidays, which is why here at The Sweaty Penguin, we are dedicated to helping

After a minor blunder where phones burst into flames inside users’ pockets, Samsung is proud to have just received the

BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY HERE. YES, AN ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, BIG FONT CONSPIRACY. LISTEN UP GOOD,

SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling

To our loyal readers, we pose a deep, scientific question. What hurts more: a bee sting, or the knowledge that

Well, it looks like sustainability is the best road to flavor after all! Sonic Drive-In has begun launching a brand

Hey, babe, I’m heading out to an office supply store (editor’s note: if you are the CEO of Staples or