Study: Young People Our Best Hope for Conserving Humans
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“An Inconvenient Sequel” Flops in the Box Office, But Still Wins the Popular Vote
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The Sweaty Penguin’s Earth Overshoot Day Cards
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Samsung Galaxy S8 Wins Top Environment Certificate For Releasing Eco-Friendly Gasses Upon Battery Explosion
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CONSIPRACY!!! TEMPERATURES DROPPED WHEN SCARAMUCCI WAS HIRED, THEN SHOT BACK UP UPON DISMISSAL!
BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY HERE. YES, AN ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, BIG FONT CONSPIRACY. LISTEN UP GOOD,
Lake Tahoe Now Whistling Like a Tea Kettle
SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling
What Hurts More: A Bee Sting, Or the Knowledge That the Sting Caused the Bee to Die And the Bee Population to Drop Ever So Slightly Which in the Long Run Could Cause the Death of All of Humanity?
To our loyal readers, we pose a deep, scientific question. What hurts more: a bee sting, or the knowledge that
6 Ways to Incorporate the Sonic Slinger Into Your Diet
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Hey, Babe, Should I Buy a Recycled Paper Notebook, Or Just Allow a Tree to Get Cut Down So We Can Have a Fresh One?
Hey, babe, I’m heading out to an office supply store (editor’s note: if you are the CEO of Staples or
Someone Just Compiled a Definitive Ranking of the Types of Bananas, And You WON’T BELIEVE IT!
Well I like bananas just as much as the next person, but this guy just took banana fandom to a
