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Report: Indian Forests Don’t Want New Protections if the Air is Just Gonna Smell Like Car Fumes

Stating regret that the Government of India signed a USD 24.64 million grant agreement with the World Bank to preserve

OMG! Word from The Sweaty Penguin real estate consultants are in, and you won’t believe what we just heard! Antarctica is

In what may be the biggest political blunder since the election of King Tut, the United Nations just printed out

According to a new scientific study published by Boston College students, young people are reported to be the best hope

In a very rare sequence of events, the movie An Inconvenient Sequel managed to perform the unthinkable: flop in the box office,

Nothing is more stressful than the holidays, which is why here at The Sweaty Penguin, we are dedicated to helping

After a minor blunder where phones burst into flames inside users’ pockets, Samsung is proud to have just received the

BUCKLE UP BECAUSE WE HAVE A CONSPIRACY HERE. YES, AN ALL CAPS, BOLD, UNDERLINED, BIG FONT CONSPIRACY. LISTEN UP GOOD,

SIERRA NEVADA – As of 11:05pm this evening, sources report that Lake Tahoe began to make a whistling sound resembling

To our loyal readers, we pose a deep, scientific question. What hurts more: a bee sting, or the knowledge that