Coastal Property Values Skyrocket as Bleached Coral Sculptures Become the Next Big Thing
Miami, FL – Nothing screams, “I have high flood insurance” like a coastal decor home. Across the nation, millions of Americans
Microsoft Launches “AI For Earth” Initiative, Where They Will Replace All Humans With Robots Who Don’t Mind Turning Off the Water When They Brush Their Teeth
Wednesday, probably Silicon Valley or something – Saying they needed something big to get their name back in the media and
7 Totally Frickin AWESOME Facts About Cows, And You WON’T BELIEVE What Number 5 Is!
Yesterday was Cow Appreciation Day, and as a result, The Sweaty Penguin mascot, the sweaty penguin, took a break from waddling aimlessly
China Just Built a Solar Farm Shaped Like a Giant Panda. Not to Be Outdone, America Built a Solar Farm Shaped Like Pat Sajak!
Less than two weeks ago, China had completed and turned on their newest solar farm, which they built to look
New Tour Guide at German Climate Computing Center Stuck With Spouses of World Leaders at G20 Summit on Her First Day
Noting that it was her first day giving tours to visitors, new tour guide at German Climate Computing Center Victoria
Inspiring: Meet The Bald Eagle Who Grew His Hair Back
Wow! If this news doesn’t spice up your Fourth of July, I don’t know what will! This morning, The Sweaty Penguin
Panicked MasterChef Contestant Has Catastrophic Oil Spill
While cooking a cajun fried chicken entree in her MasterChef debut, Pamela Kukingzprae of Delaware was reported to have a
The Sweaty Penguin’s Ten Tips on Safety With Drinking Water
This week, the United States Environmental Protection Agency rescinded the Clean Water Act, aiming to return water regulatory powers to
Researchers Are Designing Artificial Clouds to Protect the Great Barrier Reef, And They’re Already on Cloud 9!
Buckle up everyone, because the future is here and it’s AWESOME! After the Great Barrier Reef shrunk by almost two-thirds
Oh Shucks! This Arizona Family Tried to Bake Cookies on the Ground, But The Cookie Dough Vaporized Upon Contact
Phoenix, AZ – Upon news of the weather forecast predicting record-high temperatures in Phoenix, Arizona this week, the Eeyum family decided
