Quiz: Are You the Thwaites Glacier or My Ex Boyfriend?

Just help me understand why everything is falling apart.

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  1. 1 How do you handle a hostile environment?

    1. Get super cold and distant
    2. Threaten to break it off
  2. 2 What's your love language?

    1. Words of affirmation
    2. Shards in a formation
  3. 3 What do you do when things get tough?

    1. You are vulnerable to significant retreat
    2. Wait it out and let people go crazy trying to predict your next move
  4. 4 What's your biggest flaw?

    1. Instability
    2. Attachment issues
  5. 5 What problems are you currently causing?

    1. Global sea rise
    2. Telling me lies
  6. 6 What is your relationship to the world around you?

    1. You have the potential to cause mass destruction
    2. You enjoy ruining things that are perfectly fine and have been for years
  7. 7 What is your favorite band?

    1. The Rolling Stones
    2. Coldplay
  8. 8 What's your biggest red flag?

    1. Stumping scientists
    2. Humping my big sis

Quiz: Are You the Thwaites Glacier or My Ex Boyfriend?

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  1. Quiz result

    You're the Thwaites glacier!

    Scientists predict that you will slide into the sea causing mass global destruction in either 200 years or 3-5! The beauty of it all is that no one knows what you’re thinking, and all eyes are on you, future generations depending on your well-being. This is starting to sound like grandiose narcissism, are you sure you’re not my ex boyfriend?

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    Derek, why are you reading this?

    It's over, okay.

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