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Hey, Babe, Do You Want Me to Turn the Air Conditioning Off Tonight, Or Leave It On And Emit Hydrofleurocarbons Into the Atmosphere

Babe? Babe, are you up? … Babe? Oh, you were asleep? Oh I’m sorry, no you can go back to

The Sweaty Penguin has received reports that Australian company Mineral Carbon International has officially begun work on a new plan

After Brazilian president Michel Temer lifted protections on the 46,000 square kilometer Renca reserve in the Amazon which is predicted

Taste of her cherry sap stick

WOW! If you thought Superman was a hero, then take a step back because this courageous cosmo just saved the

A Letter to the Editor of The Sweaty Penguin from Katherine “Kat” Haityr: So it’s kitten season, and it’s been

Stating regret that the Government of India signed a USD 24.64 million grant agreement with the World Bank to preserve

OMG! Word from The Sweaty Penguin real estate consultants are in, and you won’t believe what we just heard! Antarctica is

In what may be the biggest political blunder since the election of King Tut, the United Nations just printed out

According to a new scientific study published by Boston College students, young people are reported to be the best hope