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Oil Tycoon Giving Commencement Speech Pledges to Eliminate All CO2 Emissions

CHESTNUT HILL UNIVERSITY—In an unexpected move that left audience members cheering and crying, CEO of multibillion dollar petroleum corporation Igot

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK – If you thought Yosemite National Park was a hidden gem in itself, you WON’T BELIEVE the

Dear Readers, Wow, it’s been a while! Have you missed me? I sure missed you. It’s been a while, and

Babe? Babe, are you up? … Babe? Oh, you were asleep? Oh I’m sorry, no you can go back to

The Sweaty Penguin has received reports that Australian company Mineral Carbon International has officially begun work on a new plan

After Brazilian president Michel Temer lifted protections on the 46,000 square kilometer Renca reserve in the Amazon which is predicted

Taste of her cherry sap stick

WOW! If you thought Superman was a hero, then take a step back because this courageous cosmo just saved the

A Letter to the Editor of The Sweaty Penguin from Katherine “Kat” Haityr: So it’s kitten season, and it’s been

Stating regret that the Government of India signed a USD 24.64 million grant agreement with the World Bank to preserve