Breaking News: Antarctica Summer Complete, Sweaty Penguin No Longer Too Sweaty to Write Articles
Dear Readers, Wow, it’s been a while! Have you missed me? I sure missed you. It’s been a while, and
Hey, Babe, Do You Want Me to Turn the Air Conditioning Off Tonight, Or Leave It On And Emit Hydrofleurocarbons Into the Atmosphere
Babe? Babe, are you up? … Babe? Oh, you were asleep? Oh I’m sorry, no you can go back to
Mineral Carbon International’s New Plan to Store Carbon Emissions in Concrete Have People Asking, “Wait, But What About That White Concrete Idea?”
The Sweaty Penguin has received reports that Australian company Mineral Carbon International has officially begun work on a new plan
Consumers Angry to Learn There is No Discount on Gold Deposits in Amazon Rainforest if They Have Amazon Prime
After Brazilian president Michel Temer lifted protections on the 46,000 square kilometer Renca reserve in the Amazon which is predicted
I Hugged a Tree, And I Liked It
Taste of her cherry sap stick
Environmental Hero: The Moon Just Flew in Front of the Sun to Cool Off the Planet For a Couple Minutes
WOW! If you thought Superman was a hero, then take a step back because this courageous cosmo just saved the
Letter to the Editor: “Maybe Cat Overpopulation Wouldn’t Be Such an Issue If Cats Weren’t So Mean to Me”
A Letter to the Editor of The Sweaty Penguin from Katherine “Kat” Haityr: So it’s kitten season, and it’s been
Report: Indian Forests Don’t Want New Protections if the Air is Just Gonna Smell Like Car Fumes
Stating regret that the Government of India signed a USD 24.64 million grant agreement with the World Bank to preserve
You Can Now Buy a Home Next to the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica, AKA THE BEST WATERSLIDE IN THE WORLD
OMG! Word from The Sweaty Penguin real estate consultants are in, and you won’t believe what we just heard! Antarctica is
Huge Blunder: The U.N. Just Printed Their Anti-Deforestation Plan on Non-Recycled Paper
In what may be the biggest political blunder since the election of King Tut, the United Nations just printed out
